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Cool-fail

Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.
"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.
by notanotherjock October 20, 2010
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Ad fail

When a Ad is misplaced
Example of ad fail:A Dragon ball Z ad on a website against Dragon ball Z
by LOLcat number 324 May 19, 2010
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Failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q
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ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3
Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.
by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009
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What the Fail?!

Think what the fuck.
Think fail.

Throw them together, and what do you get?
WHAT THE FAIL?!
1) Upon seeing Berry's post of "I hove you", Harrie quickly exclaimed "What the fail!?"

2) Person 1- I just slipped and fell out of the shower, tripped over a mirror and decapitated my dog!
Person 2- WHAT THE FAIL?!
by Caek. December 15, 2009
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waddle fail

the act a fat male who waddles like a penguin, and continuously says he is a virgin because he fails miserably each time he attempts to engage in sexual activities with a partner because he is always flacid
she was in the process of giving a blowjob but his cock was so flacid she walked away, and he chased her with his pants down and arms flailing, what a waddle fail
by Fredo Frog December 23, 2009
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Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.
"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."
by J Ali March 7, 2010
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