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The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.
Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.
by michaeldvca June 8, 2023
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Biloxi bowling ball

When your partner sticks three fingers up your a**hole in the front seat of a 1997 Ford Probe at a Raising Canes in Biloxi Mississippi
I got the three fingered combo(Biloxi bowling ball) in Biloxi and I loved it, AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
by Imooney13 April 16, 2023
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nice guy ballad

A poem type song about a nice guy
Ballad: poem, told in a song
Nice guy: a nice guy !
"Lets listen to nice guy ballad !"
"What tf is that💀"
"Its a poem type song about a nice guy"
by Starz4scar June 29, 2023
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Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
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Dwarf Wrecking Ball

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball
by Bonk police September 7, 2023
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super multi ball

When a penis 3 balls.
Bob: I have a super multi ball

Tod: you fucking loser
by Super multi ball September 15, 2023
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fuck it we ball

sounds like masturbating, but you would be surprised
Someone: fuck it we ball
Someone as well: *you* ball
by nzeu October 29, 2023
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