friendly giant 

Someone who towers over crowds and appears intimidating but is actually a kind-hearted gentle person.

"Wow. Did you hear about Matthew?"
"Yeah, How he likes intimidating people because of his height during new student introductions."
"It's actually kind of humorous. How he appears to be tough as nails but once he is actually spoken to, he is actually a nice person to speak to."
"A friendly giant, he does not appear to be. A popular misconception I assure you"

friendly giant by A Rare Canadian May 3, 2016

Friendzone Asshole Syndrome 

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.

Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.

Friendzone Asshole Syndrome by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017

friendly bitch 

a female who is always messing with a boy that isn't hers.

That friendly bitch always messing with my mans

friendly bitch by kite34 November 7, 2017

friendcest 

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

friendcest by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018

Friendsick 

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

Friendsick by GUCIkid July 14, 2018

Friendsick 

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

Friendsick by GUCIkid July 14, 2018

Friendsick 

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

Friendsick by GUCIkid July 14, 2018