Caught This Dick

The past tense of Catch This Dick, implys that you or someone had gotten the dick.

Also used as "Caught That Dick"

"That fucker wouldn't back up so he caught this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

dick dartboard

One who’s holes are so used, the dick just falls out.

She’s the oldest dick dartboard in the bar. You keep throwing at it, but the dick just falls out.

by The International Meatpickle November 20, 2018

Dick Love

When you are enamored with someone, and then bang, and then are even more so.

"With such an incredible penis, it was easy to fall in dick love with Gabe."

by Calimander December 2, 2018

Yucky dick

1) The act of unexpectedly exposing one’s penis to a stranger, especially while engaging in public transportation

2) A penis that is disgusting due to appearance, aroma, or a combination of the aforementioned characteristics

Ronnie: Hey Jeremy, I dare you to yucky dick that girl over there in the last row
Jeremy: Okay Ronald, that seems like a great idea!
Jeremy: (exposes himself to innocent female passenger)
Female Passenger: Eeeeeeewwwwww! This creep just yucky dicked me!

by de la December 2, 2018

inferno dick

An Inferno dick is someone who decides that their cock is required to be withing the vag of a fire crotch.

Person 1 -Hey Jim you hear about Daigle, he is a real Inferno dick now.

Person 2 -No way who'd he slam?
Person 1 -Sarah of course!

by Lukedaddydaig July 9, 2017

dick lust

When the dick so good you crave it every minute of the day. If you could detach the dick and keep it you would

I'm in dick lust after last night

by Dicklover78 July 11, 2017

spencer's dick

A dick that is really fucking huge. Way bigger than Caleb and Jack's dick

"Holy shit that's how big Spencer's dick is!?"

by Alphasnowman July 28, 2017