juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

Cum

A tasty alternative to milk

Damn bro I love a tad of cum in my cereal

by DickHopper6969420 July 23, 2021

CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper

Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021

Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men

That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"

by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021

Cum

A white creamy condiment usually scooped out of a jar.

The cum I put in the salad really gives it that extra oomph!

by Zilbad123 July 28, 2021

Cum Quat

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light

You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?

by RI Red July 31, 2021

CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT

MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART

by MrOozer August 2, 2021