Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Thats So Cheese

To mean thats so cool, or thats so funny, but in a cheesy way.

Max: I took her to my penthouse then i freaked it
Gray: dude, thats so cheese

by Cyanide Pill February 3, 2024

Cheesed yo shit!

Cheesin yo shit is an idiom for ripping a cheesy shart.

"There were tacos at my grandmas funeral and I absoluly CHEESED everywhere dawg"

"Well I'll be Julian, you cheesed yo shit!"

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Cheese Doodler

A man or women who doodles everyone's cheese

Tim was a hard ass cheese doodler

by Freddrick Smith November 21, 2023

Cheese Popcorn

slang for childporn

Edp was leaked watching cheese popcorn

by Theonlyeye November 21, 2023