jack

annoying person who thinks he is the most popular and they also talk way to much

your a jack

by billy tilly December 7, 2021

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Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 23, 2020

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Young man born in Dunmore, PA. Son to Katherine and Paul, brother to Kathleen and Matt. Jack is a mischievous quirky and dashing young fellow. Anyone who has the honor to meet Jack Oven will be a lucky man for the rest of their lives.

Did somebody say Skibidi sigma Rizz in Ohio?

Yeah that was Jack Oven

by Price456 April 17, 2024

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Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

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Jack

Jack really wants a girlfriends, and will do anything to get one. He’s got brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, and is pretty darn skinny, but might be muscular one day. He gets his heart broken A LOT, and tries many times with the same girl. He’s got a decent amount of friends. If you know a Jack, date him, he’s desperate.

Girl: “Jack asked me out the other day, but I hadn’t really thought about it.”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”

by TheOneLonelyJack November 17, 2019

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Captain Jack's Crew

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.

Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."

by death the fox September 2, 2011

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