Charlie Brown

The act of inserting a finger (or toe) into your partner's rectum without warning, often as good-natured retribution for minor arguments

"My wife wouldn't let me turn off that terrible TV show the kids were watching, so I gave her a Charlie Brown later as payback."

by Ryhh December 28, 2017

Brown Stampin'

Sitting on your lover's bed having pillow talk naked and your booty hole stamp the sheet leaving a chocolate star known as Brown stampin'....or it's an old skool pimp!

This b**** was Brown stampin' my sheets....

by Jrizzle83 April 23, 2018

B-More brown

When you take a dump on a girls chest and season it with Old Bay.

Last night got crazy. I gave my girlfriend a B-More Brown and now I'm out of seasoning for my crabs

by Nattybomo April 19, 2018

brown millwork

A well known architectural wood moulding manufacturer. World class wood products including mouldings, doors, mantles, cabinets, and custom componets. Mansions, colleges, resorts, hotels and seekers of quality demand it.

Www.brownmillwork.com

Brown Millwork was selected to produce the woodwork for the $100 million mansion.

by Woodworkerpilot. October 7, 2017

brown nosed that bitch

Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.

Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.

by BigTex73 September 18, 2017

brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

Derren Brown

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

by AzBag September 25, 2017