cum sludger

A gay term for when a male and a male are having sex and you're on the bottom, and getting the other male to slide his cum into your ass.

"My man was the cum sludger yesterday with his bf!"

by gay sex man June 4, 2021

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Cum cricket

A descriptive word for a child

I have 3 cum crickets that won’t sit down.

by Carameldancer May 16, 2025

cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.

Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

cum

it's basically the best part of your day

male: it's so hard, I think I am gonna cum on my bed

female: it's so big, I think I am about to cum

by voldemort February 2, 2023

cum

the white semen that comes from a boy's dick

i cummed!
i need to hide my cums that came right now before my mom can see them

by dsex66 December 7, 2022