Cock nougat

the sperm you shoot on some skank after drinking liqour

I just drank a 5th of Jack Daniels whiskey and shot some cock nougat on that bitch

by pongus September 15, 2009

cock facing

when facing a cock blocker in an awkward circumstance but prevail as the victor.

He is totally cock blocking right now. Let me show that cock blocker what cock facing is all about.

by Duy Ho April 18, 2010

arm cocked

when cuddling with a girl she had her head on your chest and her elbow/forearm is resting on your cock

bro i just started dating this girl and i got arm cocked

by anomynous234kittykittylicklick January 3, 2010

cock hoody

when you put a sock stuffed with cotton balls over your dick and then beat off. then you throw it a the ceiling and they stick. From new hampsha

John , you got a cock hoody, my ceiling fan is wicked dirty. You see little louie ovah there in english class trying out his cock hoody? it was wicked funny i tell yah what.

by yourmomwaswickedtight April 7, 2011

Houchy Cock

A hoe/whore

That girl is such a houchy cock.

by ghostofyou19 April 13, 2011

Cocked Myself

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

by alejandr000 May 4, 2011

take the cock to

1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'

'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.

by anothermattyp June 11, 2010