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Friend

Something you do not have.
"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."
by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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The Boys Friend Group

Members of the group:
The short fucker
The tall fucker
The yn

The sped shitdick
The smart nerdy one
The racist guy who has committed multiple hate crimes

The immigrant who doesn’t speak English but his actions always make up for it (also used for his big booty latina sister)
The “straight” guy
Overall, the boys friend group has many personalities. Some good, some bad, but all united as one. If you ever spot the boys friend group walking around, stay far, far away, because it is more than likely one of them will try to tickle you.
Person 1: “What’s the boys friend group
Person 2: “You don’t want to know”
by Cheetoes67 October 5, 2025
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Turnaround Friend

Someone you meet during your down times in life who helps you turn around a fix your choices and create a better you.
James is my turnaround friend , He really helpped me when I couldn't help myself.
by RuinedByWonderland November 4, 2016
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friend

never get friends
they will be your doom
dont trust friends
NEVER trust friends
friends are boolisheet
fuck you, i trusted you alot but you betrayed me!!! weren't we friends?
by susilysus December 5, 2021
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Your friends

A friend of yours,who is someone who you can tell anything,just make sure they aren’t fake by telling a fake secret.
Hey Dan! I wanna see your friends.
by Lolip August 9, 2021
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Best friend

Something Patrick doesn't have.
by PatrickHater101 June 19, 2022
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