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fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently
Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .
by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018
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Monkey Man

This is a person who talks to little girls. They also hang out with them. He is also a loser
by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021
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Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
by UncleLoid January 19, 2019
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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.
We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.
by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025
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Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.
by cowsaredope May 24, 2024
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Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too
Hey there’s my chunky monkey
I want my chunky monkey to cuddle me 🥺”
by Katie2429 August 18, 2022
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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
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