Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

Bounceback time

How long is takes you after you’ve cummed once already while having sex

“How long is your bounceback time“. “Like 2 minutes, what’s yours? “

by T.x September 19, 2020

Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

Corona time

Best time to kill democracy

Yay ! It’s corona time. Let’s change constitution and rule this country forever.

by Indian farmer September 22, 2020

tudutudu time

The last hour of the working day. You want to sing the final countdown in your head. however cannot write the sound in words to your team.

Its the final countdown down. tudutudu time

by Team K September 27, 2020

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020

Every other time

The frequency DJ Zanimal gets his hair cut (every 6 weeks)

You wouldn't stank so bad if you didn't shower every other time.

by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020