monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

Milk Monkey

A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice

Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut

by Dhshann July 18, 2023

Monkey

You...

random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009

monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016

Full Monkey

When an individual jumps around or over something or someone to avoid exposure to a nasty situation.

At the Taj Mahal in India, AP1 had to go full monkey in the men’s bathroom to avoid contact with people sleeping on the floor in urine and others taking a standing bath in the sink.

by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025