The Way, The Truth, and The Life

Jesus Christ. He is the one way to the father. Repent and be saved!

Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth, and The Life. Nobody comes to the father but through Him.

by Council of Funny June 16, 2024

life

to be or not to be that is the question. Die

I want to end my life

by scp fan fic November 5, 2020

Life

A sexually tranmitted diseases that normally results in death.

When life gives you CDs you see Deez nuts

by Shfsjdbrf March 12, 2022

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)

A person who always does and never doesn’t. When presented with the opportunity to try something this person is all in. The results often end in more failures than succeses but in the end lead to a richer life and a more rounded person.

Man, That Bill Perkins guy will try anything, he is a P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)

by Beaglecaptain March 23, 2019

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

Life

It's boring, get used to it.

I hate my life

by Yeatussmafeetuss February 13, 2019