new jersey khaki

The color black.

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"

by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016

New Man Smith

A School for all of the rich white kids whose dads tickle their assholes with all the privilege in the world. Believe it or not, they are actually good at something such as (Spending thousands of dollars on cars, Calling the police on anyone that's not white, Being entitled brats). But they are also not good at things like (Any form of physical activities, Being a good person, and having a personality).

Person 1: Hey new kid. Welcome to New Man Smith. How rich is your family
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out

by Wyvrv January 21, 2022

New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up”

by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

late new years revolution

Making up a new years revolution exactly two months and six days after new years.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.

(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

New Zealand

A country known for its progressive stance on public health, notably banning anyone born in 2005 or later from ever smoking for the rest of their lives. This bold move aims to reduce smoking rates and promote a healthier future for its citizens.

New Zealand is setting the trend in public health—banning smoking for anyone born after 2005 shows they’re serious about combating tobacco use!

by Emotional Cruiser July 22, 2025

new york tard

a mf from ATL georgia with a baby face and fucked up hair that dated a fat mexican (kia) that thinks that eren is the best mf and AOT is the best animanga in existence when he’s too blind to see demon slayer is better

“i think AOT is a better anime though”

“don’t be like new york tard”

by 4letter’s 🥩🏄‍♂️ June 2, 2022