fart

fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.

ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!

by i love eating poop November 1, 2021

A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.

I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.

by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022

Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief

“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”

by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019

bluey fart

fuck you! you fucking porn!

you are bluey farting me. pingey.

by the giggle king lord of laughs September 11, 2023

Faggot Fart 69 Licker

when an LGBTQ person farts

*fart* WAS THAT A FAGGOT FART 69 LICKER??????

by MrCorrupto January 12, 2025

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

Bottom fart

A distinctive fart that only is produced by a bottom after receiving penetrative anal sex due to the abundance of anal lubricant and/or cum, causing a particular long and wet farting noise.

1: "How come Eric always seems to have stomach issues after leaving Dave's room?"

2: "Must be a case of the bottom farts."

by Perchancer August 11, 2022