adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013

national hug a friend day :)

you can hug any friend you would like 👍

me: *hug*
friend: why did you hug me?

me: it’s national hug a friend day :)

by emdjdjenjf December 6, 2021

Dear friend

The phrase “dear friend” is used as a reference to a person, generally an acquaintance. On the surface “dear friend” may imply a close relationship to the speaker, but in reality they barely know each other. Frequently, this is used in upper social circles to imply stronger social bonds to one another, beyond what actually exists. This phraseology helps the speaker facilitate the view that they are a closer member of the “dear friends” social circle than they really are.

This Thursday a dear friend is discussing their experience as a award winning documentary film maker.

by My dear friend April 22, 2024

Hood friend story

A snapchat story where people explain how them and old friends fell off

Add me to your hood friend story i wanna know the tea☕️

by Dumbass.com<3 February 22, 2020

the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀

teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains

by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022

Bad friend

A bad friend is someone who bitchy and always ditching their friends for popularity

Omg she’s such a bad friend

She’s such an attention seeker

by Ringwoodbitych October 17, 2019

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.

When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.

by candiedbones September 21, 2021