Real friend

A real friend is someone who’s not gonna joke someone who loves and care for you someone who’s gonna tell you the truth and someone who likes you for you

Jill and Randall went to Jill mom funeral and Randall had things to do and he decided to stay their with Jill Randall is a real friend

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e3 March 12, 2020

glitchie friend

A person who is causing errors or problems in your life trying to prevent you from doing a task or activity

You know Meghan been talking about Kelly behind her back. She's a glitchie friend.

by TillzThen July 10, 2014

Fagthetic friend

Your buddy Josh who wants you to sell your house the instance your man cave realizes it’s potential.

“That’s a great idea, man. I am sure glad to have a Fagthetic friend like you!!

by Passiveaggressive September 10, 2021

Friend Job

Its a Blow Job from a female friend that she insisted to give without being in a relationship or there being any costs

Yo i was at this girls house ad she gave me a friend job

by Anolymous November 24, 2021

best friend

a best friend is a friend who is there for you through thick and rough and will be there for you when you need someone to cry too. a best friend will never let you down even when they want to. they won’t lie or steal from you. your best friend will spend time with you and do things most other won’t. they are your other half!

my best friend was there for me when i just needed to break down. but he/she brought me back to life

by grams_1129 January 5, 2019

Friends

What I wish I had

I have no friends

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024