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Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
by PKlady March 24, 2023
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double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Daughter of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Daughter of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
My double-half-aunt is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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Double standard

The one where if a dude claimed he got raped people wouldn't hesitate to question or laugh about his suffering/trauma, but if a female claims she got raped, people are expected to cry, march, protest, beat, kill, or a cut somebody's dick off for her, go to war, do something about it is one you don't hear about much from feminists. No wonder they keep so much power that way.
You tend to hear a feminist pick at the double standards that make them look brave, strong, and heroic more than you tend to hear about the ones that make them look cowardly, pathetic, and weak. Males don't have that luxury, despite all their push for what they think equality is. Their view of equality is that males have it made, and it's an unrealistic view.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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double-dip

When someone breaks into your car a second time using a previously broken window.
The desperate man at 4 a.m. removed the Hefty bag covering the window and stuck his arm in to double-dip.
by Little Evan November 18, 2018
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dirt circle double

When you’re eating ass with a fat dip in and the girl lights up a cigarette in her pussy.
I gave Becky Lynn the ol’ dirt circle double last night down in the porta-potty.
by Broomssss September 29, 2020
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Double Addict

Someone that is highly addicted to both Smoking and Drinking.
Being a Double Addict has put me in debt for cigarettes and beer.
by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019
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Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.
“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating
by Gram gram June 3, 2019
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