Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️mug. Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”
Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”
Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”
by Gongbanger January 6, 2023
Get the Part Time Penermug. X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself
X: nvm every book is one
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself
X: nvm every book is one
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
Get the New York Times Bestsellermug. When you do a bit of tomfoolery by destroying the person your CLOWNIN on or trolling them by being overly annoying for the funis.🤡
Some random nerd- You ready to be destroyed?
W Clown man- ITS CLOWNIN TIME🤡
Some random nerd- HEY NO FAIR U CHEATED
W Clown man- Skill issue tbh🤡🤡🤡
W Clown man- ITS CLOWNIN TIME🤡
Some random nerd- HEY NO FAIR U CHEATED
W Clown man- Skill issue tbh🤡🤡🤡
by CacklesTheClown August 11, 2023
Get the CLOWNIN TIMEmug. by PPeriwinkle September 3, 2025
Get the time is a constructmug. The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way
I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
Get the residual screen timemug. The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
by Ferixu September 26, 2022
Get the Note-per-timemug.