Cannibal Dick

Condition given to a member of the opposite sex who shot you down harshly when you attempted to start a conversation.

As in they would rather eat their own kind as opposed to talking to you.
(Guy 1) Wow that girl is a ten I'm going to go talk to her.

(comes back to friend)

(Guy 2) What happened?

(Guy 1) Man she rolled her eyes when i asked her what her name was.

(Guy 2) Dude don't worry about it bitch on that "cannibal dick"
by Jblaze123 September 8, 2012
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dick scoliosis

When a guys dick curves.
“Hey man, is your dick scoliosis to the right or left?”
by Inventor of dick scoliosis February 22, 2020
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dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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daltons dick

daltons dick is really really tall and is better than Israel in the bed FIND HIM
nrhv daltons dick
by ccjckxkx April 29, 2019
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Dick Riding

Always on someone dick be it good or bad
Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"

Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad
by Yardz September 12, 2022
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Kitten dick

An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly
Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?
by Kneehighfun January 17, 2019
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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014
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