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Urban dick

Omg I keep getting urban dick
by cheese gen November 9, 2016
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Dick golf

Where you go on a sexual conquest with many women, your dick is the ball so to speak and goes in many holes.
Did you see how many women Brad has been with lately?

Yeah man he is playing one crazy game of dick golf that's for sure.
by chemikyle November 14, 2016
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twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.
Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.
by A kid named three November 20, 2016
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Dick shift

Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.
So me and this other dude were hooking up, and i totes gave him a dick shift.
by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016
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curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.
Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.
by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016
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Dick Laddering

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.
Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!
by RealEdgyMemer November 30, 2016
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throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.
"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."
by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016
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