Dick Limousine

A fancy ho. The kind that you would pay a premium for. Usually wears all black and is of middle-eastern or eastern European descent.

She ain't no ordinary ho, she a dick limousine.

by habits19 October 25, 2016

Urban dick

The people that turn down your definition over and over again

Omg I keep getting urban dick

by cheese gen November 9, 2016

Dick golf

Where you go on a sexual conquest with many women, your dick is the ball so to speak and goes in many holes.

Did you see how many women Brad has been with lately?

Yeah man he is playing one crazy game of dick golf that's for sure.

by chemikyle November 14, 2016

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

Dick shift

Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.

So me and this other dude were hooking up, and i totes gave him a dick shift.

by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016

curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016

Dick Laddering

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.

Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!

by RealEdgyMemer November 30, 2016