There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
Holy shit its the immortal monkey!
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 02, 2021
by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023
If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible
by Sexydimma May 20, 2016
if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.
by Sexydimma January 06, 2015
a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.
That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.
That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
by Anime Noob October 19, 2010
the best person in the whole entire universe.. This person gives you butterflies with every word they say, you love them with your whole entire heart and would do anything for them...
by BITCHASSYE April 04, 2021