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Simp News

"R is simp news we all know it"
by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020
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New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby
1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard
by 459395 April 10, 2023
mugGet the New bornmug.

New years day

by Gay.gay.gay.gay December 31, 2021
mugGet the New years daymug.

Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

tweet more shorb photos
squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos
by sailorlily May 24, 2021
mugGet the Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!mug.

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.
Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.
by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015
mugGet the I got a new phonemug.

New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
mugGet the New Hampshiremug.

Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet
Omg where am I... *post on private storygreat news!”
by Rmillerdude September 3, 2019
mugGet the Great News!mug.

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