royale cum 

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

royale cum by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

Air-cum 

It’s when you leave a wet fart but you don’t want to sound disgusting saying it.

-Ah shit I just air-cummed
-Oof don’t worry about it bro, it doesn’t even smell

Air-cum by Big titty goth gf April 3, 2019

bookmark cum 

Bookmark cum is when you are reading a book and instead of using a bookmark you simply cum on the last page you were reading. The one issue to this method is you may not be able to open the page if the cum dries and you wait too long so be fast.

My teacher told me to mark page 47, but since I lost my bookmark I whipped out my dick in front of my entire english class and made a bookmark cum

bookmark cum by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

zippy cum hole 

A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up

1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?

zippy cum hole by FrostyNips17 May 24, 2019

Bubble cum 

Where someone cums in the butt of someone, who then farts and the cum creates a bubble out of the arse hole; just like blowing a bubble with bubble gum.

Oh my days bro, last night was so fun i made her bubble cum!

Bubble cum by Smegma-destroyer June 17, 2019

Smack Cum 

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM”

Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night

Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date

Smack Cum by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019

flying cum 

Cum blast intended to impact your stomach misses and goes into orbit

Flying cum is Me: I was slapping my staff and held it in for to long and it was sent into space.

Space: the cinnamon toast hard is this.

flying cum by SweatCicle October 1, 2019