Cobra Cum Busted 

When your dick is so big it breaks a condom right when you cum.

Hay man, I cobra cum busted in my girl last night.

Cobra Cum Busted by Twark June 15, 2018

spiritual cum 

when you’re watching porn and cum at the exact same time as the pornstar.

Yo i had a spiritual cum and connected on a spiritual level with this pornstar last night.

spiritual cum by Dylthetank July 2, 2018

Shotgun cum 

Shotgun cum is when a man cums in a girls mouth without warning

I was sucking off Darry then he Shotgun Cum me!

Shotgun cum by FosterHump July 7, 2018

Grants Cum Flourish 

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms

Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.

Grants Cum Flourish by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Lunch Cum

The leftover juices on your lunch tray.

"Hey, you've got some lunch cum on there."

Lunch Cum by namejefferino March 11, 2019

royale cum 

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

royale cum by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

Air-cum 

It’s when you leave a wet fart but you don’t want to sound disgusting saying it.

-Ah shit I just air-cummed
-Oof don’t worry about it bro, it doesn’t even smell

Air-cum by Big titty goth gf April 3, 2019