Wait what

A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.

Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.

Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2022

Erm, what the sigma

Basically when some insignificant, tiny troglodyte refuses to curse in public and replaces “fuck” with sigma.

“Yo, I’d tap her!”

“Erm, what the sigma,” 🤓

“Literally shut the fuck up.”

by Gangsta’s Paradise Chorus April 18, 2024

What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher

guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!

by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

What's above dog?

The alternate of "What's Underdog?"

Manasi: "What's above dog?"
Andy: "Not much."

by Bananandy June 22, 2021

What the scrap

as in "What the fuck", but infinitely funnier

"4 shot dead in central park?? What the scrap!"

by NessaNessa_ May 17, 2025