spank that shit

spank in the hell out of someone
hit on it

dudson: spank that shit

london: i will

forty: ledge

by scott facweet March 6, 2007

Gay shit

It's a typical gay person with a shit on it

Me: Hey john dave are you a gay shit?

Dave: meh

by xdddddddddddffdddd May 16, 2018

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

shit towel

An article of clothing, typically a sock, used to wipe ones ass after deficating and finding out there is no toilet paper.

I could not find any toliet paper so i took off my shoe and used my sock as a shit towel.

by coondude January 13, 2006

Shit Burger

When toilet paper is already in the loo and you shit on top of that. Then you cover your shit with toilet paper and you have a shit burger.

My friend told me he is doing a shit burger.

by Acid2606 August 4, 2016

shit twister

Complicated situation or event in life, or elements of
a relationship, which cannot be resolved either quickly
or nicely, mainly because the unfolding, evolving series
of events is beyond your personal control. Such events
often result in any number of catastrophes, such as bodily injury, broken furniture, or other equally traumatic and often creative kinds of invasions.

"When she came home sick from work yesterday afternoon,
my wife found me and Marcia in bed. What a shit twister
that was. I just got home from the ER. "

by weasler November 21, 2006

Shit Spin

The act of placing feces(Shit) on top of a persons ceiling fan. Thus resulting in feces flying all around the room when the fan is turned on.

"I think I'm going to go to John's party tonight just to pull off a shit spin"

by 300zx Boy February 10, 2007