triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich 

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich by Grum May 24, 2006

just friends 

A girl can say this to assure you (the boyfriend) that her male friend is 'just a friend'

If your girlfriend says this about a guy she has been a bit too friendly towards for a while, she is lying. probably.

Man: Who's this guy you've been hanging with? He just touched your leg!

Woman: Oh relax! We're just friends!

just friends by Funkmaster21 August 7, 2008

Skeet Friends 

The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.

The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.

If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)

Skeet Friends by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008

best friends 

someone who cares for you no matter what..a person who lets you cry on their shoulder when your cat died even though they dont even know your effing cat that well; and was there on moving day; someone who loves you unconditionaly but like a sister or brother

me and ellie are best friends.

best friends by kenz40 May 31, 2007

friends with privileges 

An acquaintance with whom a person has consensual sexual interests, sex partner.

First person: Dude, do you really like Daniele?

Second person: Are you crazy, we are just friends with privileges.

friends with privileges by Guido1 March 6, 2008

Friendcest 

One of the great phrases to describe the fuck-upity-ness of cross-boundry, inter-friendship 'relating'

FRIENDCEST - Dating friends, dating your friends friends. You already like them... your friends already like them, so why not....... fuck it all up?"

The phenomena of inter group dating / relating in social groupings. esp. relevent to university and post university friend bases.

"I'm friendcesting your ex, Michelle.."
-"no worries mate, i'm doing your sister."

Friendcest by RoxyStarr August 4, 2005

drop some friends off at the pool 

To deficate

I've really got to drop some friends off at the pool!

drop some friends off at the pool by mafioso March 23, 2003