Double standards

To be someone of similarity to Cameron Scott darling or To be cunt like

Oh my god stop being so double standards you’re turning into cameron

by Ruby stead December 16, 2021

Double Double

When a woman farts, but rather than going up the back, it goes forward into the vag where she then has to push that fart out.

Him: Were you leaning back in a chair when you farted? I can taste it in your snatch.

Her: *blushes from embarrassment* Sorry, it was a double double.

by Mrmugs1980 April 20, 2023

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

double fat

this bitch named courtney who isn’t just fat x1 but fat x2 bc she gets too much maccas :)

courtney is double fat

by maccas x2 August 7, 2019

double-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

DOUBLE O JOE

When one O IN JOE ISNT ENOUGH

HEY DOUBLE O JOOE ....YOU KNOW WHEN THE DOUBLE O IS ENOUGH !!

Where have you been double O Joe!!

by anonymous March 17, 2025