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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 5, 2024
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gay wave new wave

term that promotes the gay pride movement
Lots of people are coming out now. I guess it gay wave new wave.
by user 4824 February 22, 2018
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law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable
you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014
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New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected
by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021
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New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal
My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.
by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019
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new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.
1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017
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New cat who dis?

Beepo says it in his 100 days,hardcore advancements,when he gets a cat varient.
Beppo: new cat who dis?
person A: uhhh
Person B: lets just get away from them
by Tsunamiis June 5, 2023
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