Back Blog

To post a weblog entry to an earlier date.

This post is back-blogged from the future.

by TallSkinnyKiwi April 27, 2004

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

lizzard back

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.

That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.

by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015

rattle that back

To have sex with a girl from the back.
To bang a chick doggystyle and roughly.
Smash Box and all you can see is her back.

"Yo sorry I left the club early last night but this girl wanted it bad so i had to bring her home n Rattle that back."
"with that fine body all I wanted to do was rattle that back all night"

by justgotreal89 September 18, 2016

Jaylavy Robles Bonillaou Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacker

Jaylavy Robles Bonillaou Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacker

Jaylavy Robles Bonillaou Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacker

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023