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Mr. Dollar

Mr. Dollar is very rich. He has a dillion dollars and he loves money. He hates zoophiles and people named Elan.
I ran into Mr. Dollar the other day, and he gave a gazillion dollars. He is very rich
by baughn May 22, 2022
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mr smol

by definitelynotfroggyx December 6, 2021
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MRS STEVENSON

The biggest dog in the world. DRESSES LIKE A CURTAIN NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH THEM

DEFINITION OF A FAT PIG AND DRINKS MILK FROM HER MUMMY TITIES BC SHES A BLOODY BABY
DEFINITION: MRS STEVENSON WAS SWIMMING AND A WHALE WENT UP TO HER AND SAID “ARE U THE WHALE OR AM I THE WHALE
by MRS STEVENSON IS THE WORSE September 8, 2023
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Mr Lawson

Her: Is that Mr Lawson?
Him: Yeah! He loves it in the ass
by LordMommymilkers May 4, 2023
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Mrs Hain

Croatian hag, should die in a hole.
Gronk breath and sweats like a pig.
Oh look it’s Mrs Hain, quick run before her breath hits you
by HSHS STUDENT February 12, 2019
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Mr. Abstruse

An effeminate, mouse-like man who gets no bitches and violently lusts for male genitals. Occasionally, Mr. Abstruse types get drunk and assault their gay boy lovers.
Do you see that lispy fag over there? He’s a real Mr. Abstruse!
by Dr. Johnathan Discord September 24, 2022
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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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