by English Cocker March 7, 2015

The white double standard:
White extremists: "Those are just a few bad apples who probably have mental illness".
Muslim extremists: "All muslims should take responsibility for these attacks and we need to ban all of them from entering the country."
White extremists: "Those are just a few bad apples who probably have mental illness".
Muslim extremists: "All muslims should take responsibility for these attacks and we need to ban all of them from entering the country."
by jtiger August 19, 2017

While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.
by Cohack7 August 11, 2014

A mother fucker with two license plates who should only have one. These mother fuckers never know how to fucking drive or use there blinker.
Woah, Billy you see that dumb bitch from New York? She just merged in front of that tractor trailer without her blinker.
Billy: Yeah Dale these darn double platers don’t know how to drive.
Billy: Yeah Dale these darn double platers don’t know how to drive.
by Retardman6942069 June 15, 2022

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025

When two guys lay down in a parallel fashion and finger each other in the buttox while at the same time making scratching noises with their mouths in unison.
Bro, I totally just Double Djed with Brad last night.
Wtf bro, that's so gay.
No bro it's so bro, bro.
Wtf bro, that's so gay.
No bro it's so bro, bro.
by SoBroBroseph July 7, 2011

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025
