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Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.
Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."
by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024
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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020
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pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated
Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!
by wove muffin November 25, 2010
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Sculpting the fart

A commonly used term in software development.
Origin: Hungary ("fingreszelés")

Used when the feature was already shipped months or years ago, but the customer still wants recurring adjustments on tiny details.
Sculpting the fart doesn't add significant usability to the product. These changes only satisfies the business owners or end users to survive their boring workdays between two coffee breaks.

Synonym of sculpting the fart: "Just a few minor changes".
- Hey Jack, could you change the text on these buttons and decrease the font size of the footer links, please?
- Oh come on, sculpting the fart again? It will be done after this meeting.
by Shamandalie April 24, 2023
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carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
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Fart cup

To place a cup (styrofoam or solo) against your anus and fart into then hand to someone as though it’s a drink . Give the gift of sharing your farts with your friends and family l.
I like to fart cup my friends when they’re being assholes.
by The protector March 24, 2020
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