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Dog Sex Incident

Despite the seemingly sexual implications, this has nothing to do with sex in its true meaning. It's just to confuse the fuck out of the people you're talking to.
A: I love mathematics
B: No it's really hard..
C: Mathemathics was cool until the dog sex incident
A,B: tf?????
C: *leaves without explanation*
by Socherind October 1, 2021
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my dog Luna

she’s the best dog EVER, she can be a diva but she’s the cutest doggy ever
by robloxcrnn July 13, 2021
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Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes
Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead
by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019
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hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
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Watch Dog Committee

Watch Dog Committee is a social movement which first started in Crown Heights, New York, U.S.A, as a way of counterparting racism and oppression.

Today, it is considered an international organization which aims to unite the diverse fraternal world, promote equality, and peace all over the world through a non-beaurocratic and non-patriarchal brotherhood and sisterhood.
Watch Dog Committee has thousands of members in the United states, Philippines, and other countries.
by Fraternities & Sororities March 18, 2009
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Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..
by fatmandy January 25, 2019
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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.
by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015
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