Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019

Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar

Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015

bella the vegan dog

the goodest girl in the history of existence itself

1:BELLA THE VEGAN DOG IS BLESSED!!!
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER
1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?

by jai_jacman August 31, 2021

Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks

Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!

by Oz Troll January 13, 2018

prairie dog kiss

An act performed between two people, each participant will face away from one another, bend at the waist, de-pant, push out just the tip of a turd (prairie dog), touch tips of said turds (kiss), retract turds, and pull pants into place.

After losing in beer pong the partners had to prairie dog kiss as punishment for the loss.

by Tjerksmeets January 9, 2018

pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017