The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
Get the The meaning of lifemug. by Slurp Life October 16, 2023
Get the Slurp Lifemug. 
Life is beautifully cruel in every way imaginable, like a portrait, because art must exist as we dance and sing through our performances in this uncompetently moral stage. We are both the audience and the performers, blushing as the spotlight touches our masks drowned in the blood of former performers who had reached their final curtain call. Our finale will be an orchestra of silence in a garden of roses. We will perform as we live until we die.
by IlostAllMyLifeSavingsInBitcoin January 26, 2019
Get the Lifemug. 
Life is that property which a being will lose as a result of falling out of a cold and mysterious cave, 13 miles above ground level.
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Get the Lifemug. by emilywhelan :) December 4, 2018
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