wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 2, 2021

life contraction

The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.

Examples of a life contractions:

He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."

She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."

"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."

by it_only_took_5 December 23, 2018

Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'

Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry

As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.

by "2Late" February 9, 2021

a life

something you don't have

seriously, just get a life

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

Mid-Life Limbo Lodger

(n.) An adult adrift between independence and inertia — an ex-partner or adult child who lingers in someone else’s home long past the natural checkout date. Financially able but bureaucratically or emotionally paralyzed.

“She could move out anytime, but her credit report’s a blank page. Classic mid-life limbo lodger.”

by Dr. Jre "Chronic" Ler November 5, 2025

Life

Our short performance on the infinite Stage we call "universe".

Life is beautifully cruel in every way imaginable, like a portrait, because art must exist as we dance and sing through our performances in this uncompetently moral stage. We are both the audience and the performers, blushing as the spotlight touches our masks drowned in the blood of former performers who had reached their final curtain call. Our finale will be an orchestra of silence in a garden of roses. We will perform as we live until we die.

by IlostAllMyLifeSavingsInBitcoin January 26, 2019

Life

Something that i don't have. You don't have one either if you are reading this right now.

My life is does not exist.

by emilywhelan :) December 4, 2018