One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.

I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

by HereticHenry May 9, 2019

poppin' a cold one with the boys

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.

John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

by Ddock my d May 21, 2017

chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Eye one two cup

Based on Icup, say eye one two and spell cup, here's the trick

Me: say eye one two and spell cup
Person:eye one two cup (I Want To See You Pee)

by Arianator101 March 30, 2022

The Only One I Know

The only one I know
Has come to take me away
The only one I know
Is mine when she stitches me
The only one I see
Has found and aching in me
The only one I see
Has turned her tongue into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
The only one I know
Never cries, never opens her eyes

The only one I know
Wide awake and then she's away
The only one I see
Is mine when she walks down our street
The only one I see
Has carved her way into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

One eyed gut shovel

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually

I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.

by ShagginWagon’s May 16, 2021