New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
by Jared Bergenthal October 21, 2023
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a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.
"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
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A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.
"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"
by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025
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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 26, 2019
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New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.
Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.
by _SirHumble January 05, 2023
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New Richard

New Richard, also known as Dick Tren, is an Asian maggot with a square head, quite not unlike a blobfish. Serves good top.
New Richard smells like pickled cabbage
by Lee Bong January 30, 2020
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the new norm

all these woke faggots trying to turn america gay #makeamericafunnyagain

also i love daddy elon uwu
the new norm aint the same as the old norm
by greeniesnickie December 12, 2024
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