Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

Flashy jack

A fat nipple dweep who likes getting cheated on

Guy 1: hi I'm flashy jack
Guy 2: can I fuck your mrs

Guy1: of course buddy

Guy 2: oh shit, I already hit that
Guy 3: Same
Guy 4: same
Guy 5: same

by Flashyjack18 February 2, 2024

Jack Roll

A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.

I sure am hungry for a jack roll right now!
What kind of cheese is inside that jack roll?

by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017

jack

annoying person who thinks he is the most popular and they also talk way to much

your a jack

by billy tilly December 7, 2021

Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 23, 2020

Jack

Big foot, slender guy with a humongous nob

You know Jack is packing

by 5God November 22, 2021

Jack Knife

When you’re fucking a girl and your dick slips out and you try to go in and it hits against the pussy

I was fucking this bitch last night and I jack knifed her

by WeDalt dlril June 12, 2024