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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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Are you coming down

Asked weather a person is taking the same route as you
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Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.
No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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Cancel Down-Smash

When you obliviously interupt your flat mate during sexual intercourse killing the mood.
Mate you completely cancelled his down smash (cancel down-smash) and put him from 0 to death on his mood!
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Blackcock Down

Blackcock down as we like to call it consists of a 10 second porno clip, where the actress is told absolutely nothing. While she awkwardly sits there on that lonely couch, the actor sprints full speed down the lane and viciously dick and ball slaps her across the face. Then quickly exits the building butt ass naked. That my friend is a Blackcock Down
I says your mom online last night. That Blackcock down nearly took out her lower lip. No wonder wht that mushroom cloud bruise looked suspense.
by ShaquilleThesenutstoyourchin September 21, 2019
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Down Under

1 - Australia (Also known as "The Land Down Under", not to be confused with the song titled "Down Under" by the band called "Men at Work")
2 - The balls, or testicles, of a human male (typically).
1 - "Do you come from the land down under? Where women go and men plunder?"
2 - P1:"I don't know why the snake chose to bite me there"

P2: "Where?"
P1: "Down under... it wasn't fun."
p2:"Oof, I bet."
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Hoot down

Other word for pipe down
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