Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

When I leave, come together like butt cheeks

Famous quote first uttered by the great Eddie Griffin on the Chappelle Show season two episode seven. When Griffin's character, Grits N' Gravy, recites the line, the character is leaving a dice game because he has lost. The line is the character's finale. To understand the meaning of this line, one must realize that it refers to the act of defecating. When the feces begins to emerge from the anus, the butt cheeks will often part to make room. When the feces leaves the anus, the butt cheeks will close and thus "come together". Through use of extraordinary creativity and brilliant comedic genius, Griffin used his symbolic language to portray his character as "the shit". Griffin's brilliance is can be witnessed first hand as none of the audience in the show laughs.

Grits N' Gravy: When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.

by uhhhjustincase September 10, 2010

If I had a son he would look like this

Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".

If I had a son he would look like this.

by boondox July 1, 2014

i love you like 10th grade science class

a phrase: means there is much love and chemistry between the two lovers.

guy: "i love you, do you love me?"
girl: "well i love you like 10th grade science class..."
guy: "huh, why 10th grade science class?"
girl: "there's so much chemistry."
guy "o-got it.well, I love you like 11th grade science class."
girl :"physics?"
guy: "ya, there's so much potential."
(guy and girl make out like 9th grade science class, biology-life or creating it)

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company June 11, 2005

really really really really like you

Action- 300BC Roman history - It is what the slave males would say to the governor's daughter when they wanted escape and be with her...

Verb- 1800 Sera Western USA

frontier cow hands would say this when they found the perfect woman on the prairie that had wide hips and could bare dozens of children...

USA Slang Current.... When the guys finds that woman of a lifetime, falls head over heals for her and cant say the 4 letter word because it might jinx it. This usually ends in 3 more "Really's" being added to the sentence before that perfect woman will say that 4 letter word to the said say'er of Really Really Really Like you...... and they live happy for 47 years before one gets hit by a hover truck.... (yes they have hover trucks in the future) ....

Guy: I Really really really really like you.....
Woman: uh ok.... who are you?

by Ammodog the Original March 28, 2014

sink er down like a gypsie's brown!

consume that beverage at a rapid pace as if consuming the feaces of a member of the travelling community.

bai, hurry up n get that shot down ya... Sink er down like a gypsie's brown!

by karl7689 January 3, 2008

we're gonna party like its 1999

1999 was a huge new year celebration due to the end of the 1900's. It consisted of crazy partys that will live on forever.

John: "what are we going to do tonight?"
Mike: "we're gonna party like its 1999"
John: "aye dude sounds good man"

by donkeyplatypus February 14, 2017