california cum fuck 

The act of jizzing in ones hand and then using the cum to beat off your friends cock. Usually the person is gay or your just both really horny.

Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)

california cum fuck by kittylitter123 September 14, 2009

oreo cum 

The mix of jizz, lube and shit that comes out of a person's ass after bareback sex.

Damn, I went down to felch that bitch and he had some oreo cum!

oreo cum by Tiquan March 17, 2004

Fleshlight cum-sucker 

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.

There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!

Fleshlight cum-sucker by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021

blindfolded cum-tasting 

A blindfolded cum-tasting is a masturbation game that a group of guys can play. One guy, naked, blindfolded and on his knees, has to eat the cumshots of all the dudes participating as they jack off on his tongue. The "taster" has to identify all the participants by the taste of their cum. They keep doing this until everyone is correctly identified, and then they choose another "taster" and do it again.

Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!

blindfolded cum-tasting by USAF Cadet July 3, 2021

Manipulating cum gargling whore bucket

A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.

My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.

Manipulating cum gargling whore bucket by oliver stiff November 16, 2010

Ghost Cum

When you ejaculate without an erection, & without noticing.

Boys, I just had a ghost cum while getting a lap dance. Didn't even notice until I left

Ghost Cum by GANTO August 24, 2015

basket of cum

1. Literally, a soggy mesh basket of ejaculated semen.

2. Figuratively, a whore.
3. Figuratively again, the title for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a Tool.
4. Back to literally, a repository for semen.

1. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed."
2. "Man, look at the nasty basket of cum at the bar."

3. "Dude, shut up, you're such a fucking basket of cum!"
4. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed, it was a real fucking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time."

basket of cum by basket of cum May 23, 2010