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thammy-of-life

Girl/woman (person born with a vagina, uterus and XX chromosomes) who identifies as a man, however, has not had sexual reassignment surgery.
Thammy-of-life.
by Qroqk February 26, 2024
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
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Life

life, What happen when a male and a female have sex life is like a disease everyone living gets it and death is the only cure.
Male: hey babe do you want to make life.

Female: Yeah lets make life.
by ahhhhhh life November 30, 2022
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Gacha Life

A low budget anime dressup game that was taken over by horny 10 year olds who used it to make yaoi, incest, porn, and other shit
Person A: You like Gacha Life?
Person B: Yeah

Person A: Ew go back to making cringe content that no one wants to see
by Killer of all simps September 17, 2020
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life

person:1 hey im in life

person 2 welcome to suffering
by named person May 18, 2023
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Life

This literally has no meaning
by Bramley_apple_123 January 19, 2020
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Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016
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