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Chicken Schmuck

He was such a Chicken Schmuck
by SG1958 December 17, 2020
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Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.
"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020
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chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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chicken sandwich

one day viraj came to school and said "chicken sandwich" randomly in class.

Now if the teacher ever asks a question you don't know the answer to just simply say "chicken sandwich"
by liltreestand November 10, 2020
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Han chicken

The most scrumptious, sumptuous, delicious, bootylicious...sorry, I got carried away there - chicken in the world! A meal to live for and die for. What the gods eat, what people dream of heaven for, what is truth and beauty and all things good is Han chicken.

(Han chicken can only be made by a Han)
Mary: Hey, you want to get some KFC?
Perry: Who the fuck orders KFC when we can have some of that sweet, sweet Han chicken!
Han: Not again, guys...oh okay, then...
by Where's the Han chicken at? November 15, 2020
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Chicken

That chicken is a problem
by The duck overload November 15, 2020
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