touch man

One who lights another person's fart.

Ok fellas - this is gonna be a showstopper !
Touch man, are you ready ?

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

oily toucan

This is an advanced oral sex position in which you'll need two pringles potato chips and a substantial amount of lube. Take the pringles and form a beak-like structure in the woman's mouth. Then use lube generously on the penis and pringle beak. Go on to do the normal fellatio procedure.

Male: Oily toucan tonight?

Female: You got the pringles, I got the lube.

by Toucan Bro's January 2, 2011

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

Touch Me

An innocent, yet sincere gesture of sexual attraction and longing for physical pleasure with someone, and in rare instances someTHING!

"Come here and touch me now!"
"I like to touch, please touch me!"
"Touch Me Brian"
"Do you want to Touch Me?"
"The Professor says that he likes 'dat' and wants you to touch me"

by The Julesman January 20, 2009

Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

Toucher and Rich

The best morining radio program around. Includes Fred Toucher, Rich Shertenlieb, Crash Clark, Adolfo Gonzalles

I switched from waaf to bcn to listen to toucher and rich

by tatertott July 28, 2009