ugly fairy

A mythical creature that slaps woman as they sleep rendering them unattractive. Sister of the girl fairy.

Guy 1: "See that girl over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she got slapped by the ugly fairy.'

by Michelle Barr April 20, 2008

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snot fairy

N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.

Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.

by Grue December 31, 2003

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When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.

I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

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The fictional character blamed for teabagings.

by Mesey-mese December 09, 2008

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When a gay guy lets his semen dry and it gets all flaky.

Gay guy #1: Hey, I kept some fairy dust from earlier.
Gay guy #2: Sprinkle it all over me! It's so magical!

by Sandwich Mike May 16, 2009

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A made up story, such as santa claus, the tooth fairy, atheism, etc.

Some fairy tales are just for kids, like the tooth fairy and santa claus.

Other fairy tales are also for adults, like atheism.

by a_contributor May 18, 2010

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1) wusses from down south
2) people who eat fried chicken
3) people who think northerners are nice (!)
4) upside down xmas decoration

that fookin' frank, he's such a fookin' southern fairy

by third place April 24, 2003

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