Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Tiddie chop

Top surgery defined by two Tranny ass memers

Man, I can't wait for my Tiddie chop

by Strawberriesuwu June 7, 2019

CHOP WORK

Having sexual activities with a girl, preferably giving head or eating her out.

After everything, las las Emeka still chop work.

by Bad boy. August 11, 2019

Busting the chops

When you cook hot pork chops put on your dick and have a female succ you off

Last night my girlfriend was busting the chops on the floor

by Piplupz01 November 2, 2018

chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.

Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.

by j5689 July 9, 2017

bollox chops

bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.

"how are you fixed there bollox chops.

by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011

Chop City

Means to hurry along or do something faster.

Chop city now! I want those tests in by 1:15!

by FunkeMunke April 25, 2019