Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

Thumb Plug

The act of sticking one's thumb in the ass of their partner while in the doggie style position.

While fucking my girl doggie style, I thumb plugged her and she loved it.

by Too So Cray September 11, 2013

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended to.

When Joe texted his uber the address he had Wiggle Thumbs bad.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

Thumb pluck

The act of sticking your thumb In your partners ass then pulling ass really fast so shit comes out

Omg,Britney Chad Thumb plucked me last night and honestly I think I like it.

by Brad Nips April 13, 2022

Thumb Llama

When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.

“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”

by coqnbalz December 19, 2022